“Don’t Eat Shoes!”
by Howlin’ Hank (Released April 2021) at Lion Dog Studios
“Don’t Eat Shoes!” Lyrics
Well, it’s one for the dinner.
Two for the treats.
Three for the chuckit.
Now go, dog, go!
But don’t you chew on your human shoes.
You can do anything but don’t eat your human shoes.
Well, you can bark out loud.
Eat the bacon.
Pee on trees.
All over the nation.
Do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh.
Doggy, lay off of those shoes.
Don’t you chew on those human shoes.
You can do anything but don’t you eat those human shoes.
You can drink from the toilet.
Sleep in the car.
Steal the cheese.
And then run real far.
Do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh.
Doggy, lay off of those shoes.
Don’t you chew on those human shoes.
You can do anything but don’t you eat those human shoes.
Don’t eat…Don’t eat shoes…No. No. No.
Don’t eat…Don’t eat shoes…No. No. No.
Don’t….Eat…Shoes! Awooooo!
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Sniff ya’ later!
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