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“If I Was A…” Lyrics

If I was a bird dog - I’d go huntin’ in the morn-in’
I’d go huntin’ in the eve’nin’ - all over the woods
I’d hunt out pheasants - I’d hunt out partridge
I’d hunt ‘em here and there and ev’rywhere
All over the place.

If I was a sled dog - I’d go racin’ in the morn-in’
I’d go racin’ in the eve’nin’ - all over the trails
I’d race with bicycles - I’d race with skateboards
I’d race ‘em here and there and ev’rywhere
All over the place

If I was lapdog - I’d snuggle in the mornin’
I’d snuggle in the evenin’ - all over the house
I’d snuggle with children - I’d snuggle with adults
I’d snuggle here and there and ev’rywhere
All over the house

Well, if I was a bird dog, or if I was a sled dog
Or if I was a lapdog - we’re all over the place
Some us love hunting - some of us love racing
Some of us love snuggling
And we love our human brothers and our sisters
All over this world - All over this world

Oh Lonesome Me Lyrics

You’re leavin’ me to go out and have some fun
Am I a fool for stayin’ here and havin’ none?
I can’t believe you’ve gone and left me be
Oh, lonesome me

A bad mistake I’m makin’ just by sitin’ here
I think I’ll eat your shoes and chew the new veneer
And then I’ll chase the cat and take a pee
Oh, lonesome me

I don’t like stayin’ home, I want to go with you
Please don’t leave me here all by myself
Cuz’ I still love you so and surely you must know
I’d never make a mess or make you mad

Well, can’t I convince you please to stay and play
Don’t leave me here to cry and bark the hours away
I promise not to chase the cat or bring in fleas
Oh, lonesome me - Oh, lonesome me!

Awoooooo!

Wherever you go
Wherever you may travel day to day
You can be sure, I’m always gonna' be there
Walking beside
And chasing away those other dogs
Standing with you, I’ll be always true

I will be there every morning
I will be there every night
I will chase away your fears till it’s alright
Let me walk with you through my lifetime
And keep you safe each day
All I say - ay - ay - ay - ay is I will be there

Fun times with you
And being by your side throughout my life
I know for sure I always wanna' be there
When you’re feeling low and need a friend to lean on, here I am
Whenever you call, I’ll run to your side

I will be there every morning
I will be there every night
I will chase away your fears till it’s alright
Let me walk with you through my lifetime
And keep you safe each day
All I say - ay - ay - ay - ay is I will be there

Oh, give me trees, lots of trees, under starry skies above
Don’t stay inside
Let me sniff through the grass and the bushes that I love
Don’t stay inside

Let me be by your side in the evenin’ breeze,
We’ll listen to the buzzing of the carpenter bees,
I’ll be yours forever, but I ask you please…
Don’t stay inside

Just let me play,
Give me trees where I’ll piddle
Underneath a sunny day…
By your side we will wander thru the middle
’Till we smell the ocean spray…

Let me run to the country where the wild commences,
And howl at the moon ‘till I lose all senses,
I don’t like leashes and I can jump most fences…
Don’t stay inside … Don’t stay inside.

O the summer time is comin'
And my humans take me walkin'    
Along the trails I love  
With  rabbits and callin' ravens
Cryin RUN, Lassie, RUN  

And we'll all go together,
Along wild mountain trails,
To follow the scents of summer.
Cryin’ RUN, Lassie, RUN

I will bring my human a dead rat,
And drink from running rivers,
And ‘ev’ry where I’ll wander
Thru the wild flowers o’ the mountain.
Cryin’ RUN, Lassie, RUN

If my Humans will not come,
Then I'll surely find some others,
To walk the trails I love,
With rabbits and callin’ ravens
Cryin' RUN, Lassie, RUN

And we’ll all go together,
Along wild mountain trails,
To follow the scents of summer.
Cryin’ RUN, Lassie, RUN.

Well, it’s one for the dinner.
Two for the treats.
Three for the chuckit.
Now go, dog, go!

But don’t you chew on your human shoes.
You can do anything but don’t eat your human shoes.

Well, you can bark out loud.
Eat the bacon.
Pee on trees.
All over the nation.

Do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh.
Doggy, lay off of those shoes.
Don’t you chew on those human shoes.
You can do anything but don’t you eat those human shoes.

You can drink from the toilet.
Sleep in the car.
Steal the cheese.
And then run real far.

Do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh.
Doggy, lay off of those shoes.
Don’t you chew on those human shoes.
You can do anything but don’t you eat those human shoes.

Don’t eat…Don’t eat shoes…No. No. No.
Don’t eat…Don’t eat shoes…No. No. No.

Don’t….Eat…Shoes! Awooooo!

I ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
Howlin’ all the time (owooooo)
I ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Howlin’ all the time (owooooo)
Well, if I can catch a rabbit
Will you be a friend of mine?

When they said I was pure-bred
Well, that was just a lie
When they said I was pure-bred
Well, that was just a lie
If I can catch you a rabbit
Will you be a friend of mine? (owooooo)

I ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
Howlin’ all the time (owooooo)
I ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Howlin’ all the time (owooooo)
Well, if I can catch a rabbit
Say you’ll be a friend of mine?

They say we're dogs, and we don’t know
Not to chase the cat, or ee-eet yellow snow
We like to run, and sniff and play
We need your help, to teach us human ways

Bones, we love dog bones, we love dog bones

You say we’re cute, and bring us home
We stay with you, and try no-o-ot to roam
We always try, to do our best
But sometimes we get crazed and just can’t rest

Bones, we love dog bones, we love dog bones

We like playing, at the park, we like to run and sometimes bark
And when we're bored, we need a walk
And when we’re scared, we sometimes ta—a — a — alk

So teach us tricks or maybe a song
We can learn, what’s right and what is wrong
Then keep us by your side each day
Together teach us games that we can play

Bones, we love dog bones, we love dog bones

You got us to walk and play — We got you to guide our way
You got us so all is right — We’ll keep you within our sight
You got us, so don't let go —We got you to love us so

Bones, we love dog bones, we love dog bones…We…love…dog…bones!

What a difference a dog makes
Twenty-four little hours - awoooo
Bringing laughter and sunshine
mmmmm - When once there was pain

My yesterdays were blue, dear
Now I'm part of you, dear
My lonely days are through, dear
Since I came home with you

Oh what a difference a dog makes
Now there's rainbows before me - awoooo
Skies above never stormy
Since that moment we met that wonderful day

It's heaven when you
Find a dog on your doorstep - ruff, ruff
What a difference a dog makes
And that difference is you - awoooo 

Oh, we ain't got a bowl full of noo-dles
Maybe we're Bulldogs or Poo-dles
But we'll travel along, peein' on trees
By - your - side.

Don't know what's just round that dead log
Maybe a Beagle or Sheep Dog
But we'll travel along, peein' on trees
By - your - side.

Through all kinds of weather,
What if we get some fleas?
Just as long as there's a bathtub,
You'll make our itching ease.

When they've all finished barking and part-ed
We'll be friends like we start-ed
Just trav'lin along, peein' on trees
By - your - side --- By - your - side!